one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside
when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again
- Me: Here, I didn't get my currency exchanged so here is some American money.
- Connor: Oooh!
- Me: These are state quarters - here's an Oregon, this one's an Idaho, and this is South Dakota.
- Connor: Can you use them in the other states, too?
- Me: Yes.
the three most important things you can ever ask yourself
Marvel AU: Nicole Beharie as Jamie Rhodes/War Machine (inspired by x)
movies that need to happen: Black Widow (2014)
“Do you know what it’s like to be unmade?”